The Vehicle by Which Lileks Manages to Merge His Efforts at Adjusting His Attitude with That Lame Newsweek Article About Beta Males

Filed under:Authors,Heh,Movies — posted by Anwyn on May 31, 2007 @ 11:24 pm

“I don’t want any of this lover’s lament crap. I want something peppy, something happy, something up-tempo. I want something snappy.”

Update: Lileks still has a job. Let’s hope somebody gave him more than 300 words to play with this time.


  1. “I am not a dog. You can be one if want to, you sonofabitch.”

    And I really don’t get your fascination with Lileks, Anwyn. I mean “The Bleat”? Bleating is what sheep do.

    Ace too. How can you like a guy who thinks “a woman’s ladybusiness pretty much looks a pastrami salad topped with fresh Sarlacc pit creature”. Come on. The guy has issues.

    Alpha, beta, gamma, delta my pimply ass! You a real man? Then you like women and kids and take care of them. Period. Forget your Harley. Every faggot who wants to use a vibrator in public rides a Harley.

    ;) ;) ;)

    Comment by nk — June 4, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

  2. My God, nk … Have you been drinking??!?

    Comment by Anwyn — June 4, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

  3. Not as much as I want to. Ok, I need a little editing. What would you change?

    Comment by nk — June 4, 2007 @ 9:18 pm

  4. Next day! Still drinking! Still … sorry to vent on your site.

    Comment by nk — June 5, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

  5. No big, I was only mildly shocked. ;)

    Comment by Anwyn — June 6, 2007 @ 12:56 am

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