Dear People Who Vote on Dancing with the Stars
Every time you vote for a famous name, like Wayne Newton, over some modicum of dance talent, like Albert Reed, you force the rest of us to watch truly crappy dancing for yet another week. Do not make Wayne Newton this season’s shudderful Clyde Drexler. Next week, make it “Cya, Las Vegas.”
Love,
Anwyn
P.S. I will settle for watching Newton two more weeks if you will send Cuban back to his courtside seat in Dallas.