Dear People Who Vote on Dancing with the Stars

Filed under:Television — posted by Anwyn on October 3, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

Every time you vote for a famous name, like Wayne Newton, over some modicum of dance talent, like Albert Reed, you force the rest of us to watch truly crappy dancing for yet another week. Do not make Wayne Newton this season’s shudderful Clyde Drexler. Next week, make it “Cya, Las Vegas.”

Love,
Anwyn

P.S. I will settle for watching Newton two more weeks if you will send Cuban back to his courtside seat in Dallas.

Query

Filed under:Jerks — posted by Anwyn @ 9:23 pm

Shouldn’t a professor who cannot restrain himself from leaving nasty notes on his disliked colleague’s door be fired regardless of which particular word he chose to indicate the reproductive member of a donkey?



image: detail of installation by Bronwyn Lace