And I eat a lot of these:
You Are a Ham Sandwich
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You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends.
Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast.
And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation – from fancy to laid back.
Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich
Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
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My “best friend,” the turkey sandwich, is Venomous Kate’s “mortal enemy.” So look out, Kate, I’m comin’ in and bringin’ a few friends, if you know what I mean.